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like forcing a smile can trick you into happiness

I described to Benjamin, as best I could, a too-brief moment that made a difference for me between myself and the Prof.   I loved his responses.  It reminds me of why I like B… sometimes he can say things and sum them up much better than I can.

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I was on my period again and the pain was more intense than usual.  Probably due to the recent stress. I wanted it to go away.  It’s true, fucking can sometimes take the ache away.  The pain, I can take.  But there are other things, moments that depart so quickly, when the feelings are so intense, and then they dissipate like a freezing crowd in Time Square on New Year’s Eve, after the ball has dropped.  Just like those misleadingly capacious NY streets, that swallow and hide so many people so quickly, time swallows those fleeting moments, and the blanket of bliss-filled sweat evaporates just as easily.

We had a moment like that… when you say just the right things, move just the right way, when the micro-seconds between lovers’ words are spaced just right.  While I was on my stomach, my back arched, and my ass curved towards him.  The prof was deep inside me, and it started getting really good.  The words just came.

– I love your cock.   I love you inside me. 

He slowed down and breathed onto my neck.

– Say it again.

– I love your cock. I love you inside me.

He pulled almost all the way out, then buried his cock deep into my ass.

– Tell me you love me.

I paused.

–  love you.

– Say it again, while you. come.  Do it.  Come for me. Now.

The moment.  These moments must happen all the time, all over the world.  Small pockets of time and space when there is a surrender of words.  A moment of bliss.  The click in my brain happened.  The switch from being numb and inanimate, to being alive and real; from pain to pleasure.  I was the personification of bliss.  I heard a noise, a moan, an utterance that I hadn’t heard before.  But it came from me, from my throat, as I reached it, and then said the words he told me to say. 

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Love didn’t have to exist for that moment to be right.  I didn’t know forcing words could make such a difference.  But words do make a difference.  ”They are the externalization of what’s inside.  And like forcing a smile can trick you into happiness, so can forcing words.  But great sex and the surrender of it is different from love.   Love happens every day over time, it starts with that surrender and a cock in your ass while you cum hard.”  This is why I like Benjamin.  Sums it up just right.

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The “X” page will contain more risque “stuff’ including what some may consider nudity.  It will not contain explicit sexual content but the first pics consist of very revealing photographs of Lady Ga Ga and let’s just say it’s now very obvious what sexual organ she possesses.  Enter the X Page with caution and be 18 or older.

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The Three Evilest Shots You’ll Ever Drink

If you’re the type of person who enjoys this blog, then I’m just gonna jump right in there, take a shot in the dark and guess that you probably don’t mind a drink from time to time.

You don’t mind a drink from time to time, you don’t mind going out with your friends and maybe doing a sneaky tequila or two, you have nothing against that. You don’t mind opening a fine bottle of wine and drinking the whole thing by yourself, that’s fine by you, and you don’t mind taking a hip flask of whisky to work everyday and taking large gulps under your desk when no one’s looking, you know, just to steady your hands a little.

 

 

We don’t judge here at Them’s Fightin’ Words, well unless you’re MTN, The Parlotones, 30 Seconds To Mars, a fascist pig, or any number of other things that irritate the shit out of me. I like drunks though, so you guys are safe.

In fact, a lot of my good friends are well accomplished drunks, and I’ve followed their drinking careers in some cases right from the first drink I forced them to down. You know where you stand with a drunk because the second they’ve had a few, THE TRUTH starts flowing like a fountain of milk and honey from their wet, booze soaked lips, usually with hilarious consequences.

Also, I love watching the body language of truly wasted people, especially when they’re trying to get some ass. Take this one friend of mine for example, we’ll just call him X, to avoid an awkward conversation later today. When he’s nice and lubed up he’ll approach his target, leaning backward at an angle of 45 degrees from the floor. Then once he’s made his approach, he’ll straighten up to a respectable 90 degree angle, occasionally wavering forward to 100 and backward to 80.

God help his target if she shows any kind of interest because then it’s balls to the wall, 135 degree forward leaning, right up there in her personal space. Now it’s her turn to lean backward at 45 degrees. It’s like some bizarre mating ritual perpetuated by two similarly charged magnets.

 

 

So anyway, I decided for today’s post I’d share a few priceless nuggets of information I gathered whilst living in Grahamstown and studying at Rhodes University, Where Leaders Learn… To Drink.

And no, I don’t know your friend’s sister Kirsty who went there to study a BSC, or your mate Rhino who was part of the surf club so let’s not even go there ok? I went to Rhodes I remember NO ONE! I leave all that remembering bullshit up to other people cause yesterday’s got nothin’ for me, pictures that I’ll always see, time just fades the pages in my book of memories.

Here are the three EVILEST shots ever invented. I sincerely hope you never have to drink any of these. Rhodes students invented these. Yeah, that bad.

 

THE MOTHERFUCKER

 

Not a very original name for a shot, I’ll be the first to admit that, but when you’re caught in the hazy deluge of a three-day drinking binge, these things seldom matter.

For this particularly potent assault on sobriety, you’ll need the following:

• 1 x double shot glass
• 1 x shot of absinthe
• 1 x shot of stroh rum
• 1 x draught glass
• 1 x lighter
• 1 x bent straw

Ok? Are you picking up what I’m laying down here? It goes like this: You pour the absinthe and stroh into the shot glass and light it. You hold the draught glass upside down over the flaming mess, catching as many fumes as possible before putting the draught glass down over the shot glass, thus neatly extinguishing said flaming mess. Carefully sneak the shot glass out from the draught glass, being careful not to let the fumes escape and SMASH the shot in your face.

Then, quick as possible, put the short end of the bent straw under the draught glass and suck the fumes in like a bong hit. I watched someone pass out instantly when doing this once, so maybe tie yourself to something first.

 

THE SAMURAI

 

Specially designed for the shoe-string budget drinker, this is by far the MOST FUCKED you’ll ever get on one shot. I’ve been there. I have the scars to prove it.

For this suicidally retarded foray into drunken oblivion, you’ll need the following:

• 1 x shot of stroh rum
• 1 x shot glass FULL of sugar
• 1 x round slice of lemon, with rind

Can you see where this is going? I think you can see where this is going. This is going straight to shit, do not pass go, do not collect 200.

First empty the entire shot glass of sugar into your mouth. You’ll be surprised how much sugar a shot glass can hold. Swill it around a little to get it moist and then pop the entire lemon slice, rind and all into your mouth and chew it up but good.

By this stage your mouth will be so full your cheeks will be in real danger of rupturing. Now somehow get that shot of stroh in there and swallow the lot. Sit down for 15 minutes and for god’s sake, no matter how ‘fine’ you feel, DON’T drink anything else. Now stand up, walk around a little and marvel at how completely wasted you’ve just become.

Make an educated decision at this point, ask yourself ‘Can I handle any more booze?’ O’course y’can! Ffffaahk!

This will be the last thing you remember.

 

THE SACRED SHIT OF SATAN

 

 

This shot should not be drunk by ANYONE. It was invented by barmen at Champs Action Bar shortly before the place was closed down. Champs was frequented mainly by truck drivers, correctional services officers, criminals and students who were into metal and didn’t mind spending their evenings watching people fight one another with broken bottles and screwdrivers (true story).

So anyway, there is nothing cute or clever about this shot. To make it you need:

• 1 x double shot glass
• Bit of tequila
• Throw in some stroh rum
• Fuck it, why not some whisky
• Vodka’s definitely a winner
• Some amarula cream so it can curdle instantly
• And why not finish that bad boy off with a healthy dollop of Tobasco sauce?

Does that sound like fun to you? I had no idea what it was when I bought it because I was already pretty hammered. The sign behind the bar said ‘Don’t be a pussy! Try The Sacred Shit Of Satan.’

‘I’m no goddam pussy!’ I slurred, ‘gimme Satan’s shit!’

Yeah. Boy did I regret that decision.

So there you have it guys, three fun ways to spend a night slurring incoherently, hitting on ugly strangers and starting fights that trust me, you’ll lose.

Hahaha! Good times I tell ya, good times

-ST

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Oh Sandy.

What if Grease had been shot as a porn and Olivia Newton John was replaced with Sandy? And by “Sandy” I mean Sandy the beige pocket pal from Doc Johnson. Danny’s serenade to Sandy might have taken on a different tone…a different tone indeed.

“Stranded at the porn shop

Feelin’ like a tool

Why won’t they change that “no returns” rule?

Oh Sandy..can’t you see I’m in misery

I wonder why-yi-yi your cho cho looks like

Sigmund Freud’s Goateeeeee…”

OH SANDY.

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Fuck My Mom & Me #11

Synopsis

Gracie always knew she wanted to fuck for money, so when she found out her mom Jewels was a porn slut, she decided to join the family business! Darla has always told her daughter Kimberly that “Sharing is Caring”, so she knew just what to do when she was Talon’s raging hard-on! Jaylene is a busy whore with a petite daughter called Brittney that she has decided to pimp out and tech how to give good head, so we’re happy to catch this “Slut-in Training”, on camera! Angela was furious when she found out her lil’ girl Alexia has been whoring it up all over town, but when she got behind on the rent she was ready to sell some pussy, too!

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