Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pornostar Jasmin la Rouge intim

Pornostar Jasmin Rouge intim

Nur hier findest Du alles über den rumänischen Porno-Superstar Jasmine la Rouge. Erlebe jetzt, wie heiß es in ihren Hardcore Videos zur Sache geht, oder lass Dich von den Fotos anheizen. Besonderes Highlight ist Jasmines Livecam!

Your Secretary
Bei so einer heißen Sekretärin kann man sich wirklich kaum aufs Arbeiten konzentrieren! In der Mittagspause fordert Jasmines Chef regelmäßig Befriedigung und dazu kann die notgeile Blondine nie nein sagen. Auf dem Tisch und ihm Bürosessel zeigt sie bei geilen Spielen echten Einsatz. Jetzt alles freischalten!

Internatstagebücher
Wenn ihre Eltern wüssten, was ihre notgeilen Sprösslinge im Internat so alles treiben. Bei jeder Gelegenheit schnappt sich Jasmine einen Lehrer oder Mitschüler und lässt es sich in ihrem Zimmer hart besorgen. Für diese Lernbereitschaft gibt es natürlich immer Bestnoten! Jetzt alles freischalten!

Squirting Queen
Wenn man es Jasmine richtig geil besorgt, hat sie ein ganz besonders Talent zu bieten. Nach geilem Oralsex und einem Besuch im Hintertürchen, zeigt die Sexbombe ihre Geilheit überdeutlich! Ihr Orgasmus ist wirklich eine absolut feuchte Angelegenheit! Jetzt alles freischalten!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

How we three came to be (part 2)

(I found this image on Photobucket. Anyone know what it’s from?)

Where did we leave off? Oh, right. Kate and I had experienced our first evening of frisky, lusting, grinding – and I couldn’t quite gather up the balls to confess to Jack.

Nearly a week passed. I don’t think I breathed the entire time. Kate, myself, and the kids met up at a park and kind-of sort-of talked it out. It was a stomach-knotting mixture of being happy to be together, and yet being totally unsure of each other.

Very reminiscent of being in junior high and having a crush on someone. You notice everything: how close to you they sit, the color of their eyes, their body langauage…you decipher every word looking for clues until they lose meaning altogether.

The following Friday Kate invited us over for dinner in her new place. She’s a fabulous cook, yet I could barely eat. Instead I tried to ease my nerves with wine, which ended up working a little too well.

Late into the evening we retired to the bedroom to watch a ‘movie.’ Jack had wanted to leave earlier, but grew suspicious when I was so insistent on staying. Of course, he was right to be suspicious. Just being around Kate again had me so worked up I couldn’t think straight.

We lay, snuggled in her bed, with myself in the middle. No one watched the movie.

Instead, I made my move (in part to let Kate know I was interested, and in part to let Jack know what was going on. I couldn’t seem to get the words out of my mouth to tell him anything – and so I decided to just show him).

I put my hand on Kate’s knee and traced with one finger up and down her thigh. She responded by taking her finger and tracing from my collar bone down to my clothed nipple.

I giggled a bit – and Jack said, “I can see what you’re doing.” To which I replied, “I know. Good.”

From there Kate and I got more comfortable, and began kissing and rubbing each other’s breasts. She is not a shy person normally, and becomes even less so when turned on.

Jack lay on the edge of the bed, observing. I asked him a few times if he was ok, if “this” was ok…and he would chuckle a bit bewilderedly and say, “don’t let me stop you now.”

Soon Kate and I were both topless and getting a bit frenzied. The heat and desire between us grew so quickly I felt dizzy. She climbed on top of me and straddled me, our legs intertwined, pussies rubbing together through our soft pants.

I couldn’t last any longer, and came in waves as she ground against me. Knowing what had happened she lay back down on the bed next to me, then grabbed my hand and put it between her legs. Even from the outside of her pants I could feel her warm, damp heat.

I stroked her as best I could from there, but soon felt frustrated and slipped my fingers into her waistband and into her panties. She gasped a tiny bit in suprise and pleasure, then moved her hips to meet my hand.

With one finger, and then another, I explored her hot wetness. I was amazed at the feeling, and suddenly thought, “so this is what guys can’t get enough of…now I’m starting to understand!”

I spent a few moments circling her clit with my fingers, but could tell she was aching to get off. I slipped two fingers inside of her and stroked, while pressing against her clit with the palm of my hand.

I wasn’t at all sure that I knew what I was doing, but my instincts proved to be good when she came moments later.

Suddenly I became aware once again that we were not alone in the bed. I turned to Jack, who had a hell of a smirk on his face, and asked if he wanted to have some fun with me. He tried to politely refuse (I guess thinking that having sex in front of Kate would be weird – but really, what kind of social graces does a situation such as this call for anyway?), but soon was coaxed into slipping off his pants.

Already hard as a rock from the show we’d only slightly intentionally put on, Jack was ready to go. He stood me up, stripped down my pants and underwear, and tossed me back onto the bed.

I laughed, then turned to Kate, and asked her if this was ok with her. She answered with a bit of a smile and a sincere, “Yes.” We began kissing and playing with each other’s tits again, while Jack climbed in behind me.

I maneuvered myself so I was on my hands and knees on top of Kate, and Jack came around behind me. He pressed the head of his cock onto my pussy, which was still so wet. He thrust into me slowly and smoothly as my muscles tightened around his shaft.

His pace quickened, and I began to feel the workings of another orgasm coming. Kate sucked on my nipple and reached down with one hand to rub my clit and Jack continued to fuck me at a strong, steady pace.

All of the stimulation at once was too much for me to last, and I began to cum. As often happens between us, my spasming muscles tipped Jack over the edge and he came as well, letting out a gutteral groan of pleasure.

We rested for a few minutes, then dressed again and said some awkward but happy good-bye’s. I was relieved to have Jack know my secret, and in some sense of the word, have given us his blessing. Ha!

More to come on the Jill/Jack/Kate story soon!

Photos: bing.com

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Big Pussy: There's Just Like No Good Words....

Big Pussy: There’s Just Like No Good Words….

Big Pussy is a hilarious 8-min. short film written and directed by the filmmaker Todd Strauss-Schulson, who’s been dubbed a younger version of Woody Allen.  The South By Southwest Film Festival asked Todd to premiere his new short Big Pussy in 2009, and the film was subsequently selected to screen at the world famous Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal and at the NYC Downtown Short Film Fest.  In the film,  a young, but very neurotic nice-guy struggles to build enough confidence to tell the girl he loves that her vagina has an…odor.  But how on earth will he be able to tell her something that he can’t manage to find the words to say?

The answer to the poor young fellow’s “vagina as nemesis” dilemma suddenly appears as a very funny, surprising twist of fate at the very conclusion of the film. Now, despite any concerns that viewers might have about watching this film, Director Todd Strauss-Schulson is quick to reassure everyone that his short film, Big Pussy, is “Very classy, I swear.  My mom likes it!“  So without any further silly ado, here it is  for your viewing, ahem, pleasure!!

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Big Pussy: There’s Just Like No Good Words….

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Sluta whina, pussy!

Men tjaa alla, efter att de senaste dagarna ha hört tjat på radion om Rammsteins nya video som ska vara en porrvideo blev jag tillslut tvungen att själv titta på den.

Seriöst, det är inte porr, det är fan komedi? Hur kan man undgå att märka att dom bara driver med allt? Dom driver med sin egen nationalitet. Varförvarförvarför skulle de annars ha med random ord som autobahn och blitzkrieg som inte har något med resten av texten att göra? Varför skulle allt annars vara så fruktansvärt överdrivet i början av videon? Det sägs ju även att tyskar tittar på porr mer än andra… Och ärligt talat, vad är det för fel med porr?

Jag citerar VadimG84 på youtube “In Russian there is a synonym for porn its called ‘german film’ “.

You’ve got a pussy,
I’ve got a dick
So what’s the problem?
Lets do it quick!

Se den ocensurerade versionen på Rocktube

Monday, September 21, 2009

Vinst är ett måste och lite annat

Ikväll möter A.I.K. Örgryte på Råsunda och vinst för Gnaget i den matchen är ett måste för att de ska ta över serieledningen från IFK Glenn. ÖIS har gått ut med att deras spelare Marcus Allbäck och Pavel Zavadil inte kommer att spela i matchen mot A.I.K. för att de måste sparas till Örgrytes nästa match. Detta låter bra tycker jag, men Gnaget får inte underskatta ÖIS bara för detta utan måste gå på för fullt för att kunna ta 3 poäng i kvällens drabbning. Jag tror och hoppas på en säker vinst för A.I.K., men känner mig lite nervös inför denna fight ändå. Om jag hade haft råd skulle jag bevittnat denna match på plats, men då jag är totalt barskrapad för tillfället och inte har råd med tåg från Skövde till Stockholm får jag se matchen hemma hos familjen Valröss istället. Framåt stolta A.I.K.!!!

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De senaste dagarna har det varit en hel del snack i media angående gruppen Rammsteins senaste video “Pussy”. Jag kan förstå denna uppmärksamhet då videon är lite utöver det vanliga. Den innehåller en hel del naket, sex, penetration, oralt och utlösning. Då jag själv inte är något större fan av Rammstein tycker jag ändå att låten är helt ok. Videon då! Jo den går ner då jag inte har några problem med att det ska visas naket och samlag till musik. Här kommer en länk där man kan se Rammsteins video Pussy. OBS! Om du är känslig för naket och sex behöver du inte titta på videon.

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Igår tittade jag igenom min gömma med musik och hittade en hel del bra låtar. Jag hade totalt glömt bort att jag hade en massa skön breakbeat från början av 2000-talet och här kommer det en av dessa sköna låtar som jag lyckades hitta på dutuben. Soul Of Man – Acid Punch (Schock Proof Mix)

Det var allt jag hade för idag.

Salut!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Smart for none

“LP” from the UK sent in a spotted Smart whose driver obviously isn’t.

Read it again, it’ll make sense.

I hope the compact car to the right doesn’t need to open the boot… or get out of that space in a hurry – it looks a little tight now!

The Smart drivers we’ve seen so far seem to fit into spaces that are too tight to swing the proverbial pussy about – with little regard to the other cars around!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rammstein provozieren mal wieder

Rammstein ist eine Band, die ich eigentlich recht gerne mal höre. Gerade das 2004er Album Reise, Reise hatte einige nette Tracks zu bieten, auch mal welche ohne provozierende Themen (z.B. Ohne dich).

Doch mit dem neuen, bald erscheinenden Album Liebe ist für alle da scheinen die Herren mal wieder alle Register zu ziehen – geht man zumindest nach der ersten Single Pussy und dem dazugehörigen Video.

Gerade habe ich den Link zum Video geschickt bekommen, das exklusiv auf einer einschlägigen, hier absichtlich nicht näher bezeichneten Seite angesehen werden kann. Und mir stand danach der Mund offen. Nicht etwa, weil das Lied so super ist (in der Tat ist es ziemlicher 08/15-Kram), sondern weil der Clip wohl eher ein Porno als ein Musikvideo ist. Und ich meine jetzt nicht, dass man da mal nen Nippel oder so was sieht – nein, das volle Programm, sozusagen!

Dass das Video in dieser Form nicht einmal im Nachtprogramm der Musiksender laufen wird, dürfte klar sein. Sicherlich gibts noch ne zweite, zensierte Version. Allerdings frag ich mich, was die ganze Geschichte dann soll. Die Jungs von Rammstein haben doch mittlerweile Fans, wozu brauchen sie da noch Schlagzeilen?! Ich seh sie jedenfalls schon wieder vor mir, die Titelzeile in der Bild: Sexskandal bei Rammstein!

Und dann dieses schreckliche Lied, Pussy, in dem ein Klischee über Deutsche ans andere gereiht wird. Kein Wunder, dass wir mit Sauerkraut assoziiert werden, wenn sogar die weltweit bekannten Rammstein davon singen!